Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Thank You Letter For A Destination Wedding

La crisi scolastica Italiana? Ma vaffanculo

Maestre agitated assemblies that call and say calm "Monday 'children to enter the assembly 10 that we have ... you know, with this mess that makes ... Gelmini. The children come at 10 'cause you were at the meeting, then the pope' goes to 1030 to work? And let me understand: what you decide at the meeting? The strike? And against whom? Against Gelmini or against children?

Teachers are not cool at school in the morning and the alternate disappear inviting you to take away the kids instead of 1 to 4: " We say to you that wit 'the kids touch one and bring them together with a teacher they dislike ...

Maestre that stop the mother and made the mood after a refresher course based supplements Grace " but she spends enough time with your daughter?" But how do you work? ...

... Well see, I had to work tonight 'cause I came into office at 11 ... and then I 'had to pay double the baby vo sitters who were on strike and you know, I do not steal the money again. Net, 'can' be that it was more 'strung at home lately. Pero 'see, if you did the work for which the pay would be better. But she does not want, you want to play Little Psychologist investigate.

We do so ', which do you go to hell and all. But all eh, you enlightened Master of the Italian school, that you've understood you, who "urged" the kids, you let them move forward with ways to Gentile, that when you do not know what to do call upon the psychologist, the family and absent TV baby sitter. You frustrated and anxiety-inducing. You understand that a child with a look, here ... are not enough for you. Go on le missionarie. Non vi meritiamo. Levatevi di mezzo dalla mia strada, da quella di mia figlia e di ogni singolo pezzetto di DNA che mi appartiene.

Prego affinche' la Gelmini vi asfalti. Amen.

Arabic Christion Song 2009

Magic Sasa'

Mamma, uffa. Allora se non posso avere un gatto o un cane che altro animale posso avere? Ecco... se non posso avere un gatto un cane allora voglio un cavallo. No, non e' troppo grande, lo voglio di 4 anni.

[risate e spiegazioni confuse sul perche' non e' possibile mettere un cavallo nella casetta del geko sul terrazzo... tentiamo di virare la trattativa sui criceti]

No, non va bene, un criceto no. Guarda che pure un criceto diventa grandissimo!

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Congratulation Messages For Marriage

E chi non lo ordina...

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Another review ... I'm mounting the head.

are weeks that I plan to write my fierce criticism of your book and think a bit ', the only thing that kept me up until now and this noise and trivial activities' call work.

Well, if we wanted to make a report procter would start with the conclusion to tell you that your book and I 'like it. Then, instead of poison with the backround I'll tell you 'in detail what I think.

E 'surreal, sometimes hypnotic, very convincing (apparently written by a really normal person when we all know that you're not at all). And I 'liked especially the ill-concealed vein ateaista and anticlerical, and I 'liked the style. And then it 's funny.

Oh, after harping on this beautiful, let's see "areas for improvement." There are some areas where we can see that you made a trip. Type the recipe of the cake and other goodies'. In some places the story twists on itself and come into play so many elements of your experience that makes speech nearly incomprehensible to the uninitiated. The piece that I 'liked less and' on the beautiful planet. It seemed written by Travaglio (no offense to you ...).