Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Antique Exercise Machines

La mente piu' complessa che conosca

the Explora Museum:
Faina - Mom, let's play at the supermarket?
Jena - some love, come.
Faina - and I can also do a chest?
Jena - The chest of drawers??
Faina - That (pointing to the chest )

Faina - (sings) We are the Winx, greasy energy ...
- greasy?? -

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Red Rock Canyon National Monument

cose che succedono

1.0 closes my son quarrels with the Pope 'and leaving a mother and throwing his arms folded behind a " leave me alone, I throw Gattaccia . 2.0

my daughter to the care of the golf wii. But I do not know how to play baseball, butt, butt, butt
3.0
my daughter to care even ski jumping, all'hoola-hop and downhill ... baseball and 'closed with a password so that you train. He protested because 'can not write. Sacrosanct, we will forward the protest to UNICEF. 4.0

my son craves the stock as if it was beluga caviar ... [Update] but 'can not eat while watching Tweety and Sylvester on television because' is no longer 'mouth.

Saturday, December 6, 2008

Table Settings In Pakistani Wedding

Religioni 2.0

Faina - Who is' the pope 'Jesus'?
Nonna Maria - Giuseppe ..?
Faina - But nooo. And 'God!
Nonna Maria - Ahhh. Brava.
Faina - Granny ... but God .. ie '. God and 'the God of the Sun?
Nonna Maria - Well ... you '. In practice, it 's right. It 's like the God of the Sun
Faina - Apollo ...
Nonna Maria - you '! Brava!
Faina - Then Jesus 'and' brother Pollon!

... and, I swear, we have nothing to do.

Apo Clonazepam Wikipedia

Babbo Natale per Sasa'



Pope 'llo is optimizing ... :-)

Sunday, November 23, 2008

Bmw Booster Seat Car Seat

Pietro senza frontiere

Jena - Peter, how's school?
Peter - Well
Jena - Hmmmm ... and there 'some child friendly?
Peter - It '
Jena - Oh, really? Who? Peter
- Me

Friday, November 21, 2008

Metal Hard Core Wheels

Tagliatelle alle castagne con prosciutto e rosmarino

Noodles: 1 / 2 chestnut flour and 1 / 2 white flour (wheat and 'better), same old story for eggs, that' for every 1 pound of flour. The oil in the dough it takes.

In frying pan or the bacon slam the ham cut into strips (rolled and cut) to flavor oil, butter and rosemary.

Drain the pasta al dente and toss them in the frying pan for a reality check. Done.

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Hiatal Hernia More Condition_symptoms

L'abitudine al venditore ambulante...

... makes bad jokes: this morning to board the flight for UK, practically in the mouth of the finger, the security man tends the arm to the lady behind me to invite you to check baggage (and three), distracted response: "No thanks, I do not need anything."

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

What's A Brazilian Wax

37 millioni di questi giorni

I've collected tons of good wishes on Facebook and a wonderful message from Leslie ... but nothing like the drawing, balloons and confetti with the two hamsters surprised me home ... beautiful hamsters.

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Thank You Letter For A Destination Wedding

La crisi scolastica Italiana? Ma vaffanculo

Maestre agitated assemblies that call and say calm "Monday 'children to enter the assembly 10 that we have ... you know, with this mess that makes ... Gelmini. The children come at 10 'cause you were at the meeting, then the pope' goes to 1030 to work? And let me understand: what you decide at the meeting? The strike? And against whom? Against Gelmini or against children?

Teachers are not cool at school in the morning and the alternate disappear inviting you to take away the kids instead of 1 to 4: " We say to you that wit 'the kids touch one and bring them together with a teacher they dislike ...

Maestre that stop the mother and made the mood after a refresher course based supplements Grace " but she spends enough time with your daughter?" But how do you work? ...

... Well see, I had to work tonight 'cause I came into office at 11 ... and then I 'had to pay double the baby vo sitters who were on strike and you know, I do not steal the money again. Net, 'can' be that it was more 'strung at home lately. Pero 'see, if you did the work for which the pay would be better. But she does not want, you want to play Little Psychologist investigate.

We do so ', which do you go to hell and all. But all eh, you enlightened Master of the Italian school, that you've understood you, who "urged" the kids, you let them move forward with ways to Gentile, that when you do not know what to do call upon the psychologist, the family and absent TV baby sitter. You frustrated and anxiety-inducing. You understand that a child with a look, here ... are not enough for you. Go on le missionarie. Non vi meritiamo. Levatevi di mezzo dalla mia strada, da quella di mia figlia e di ogni singolo pezzetto di DNA che mi appartiene.

Prego affinche' la Gelmini vi asfalti. Amen.

Arabic Christion Song 2009

Magic Sasa'

Mamma, uffa. Allora se non posso avere un gatto o un cane che altro animale posso avere? Ecco... se non posso avere un gatto un cane allora voglio un cavallo. No, non e' troppo grande, lo voglio di 4 anni.

[risate e spiegazioni confuse sul perche' non e' possibile mettere un cavallo nella casetta del geko sul terrazzo... tentiamo di virare la trattativa sui criceti]

No, non va bene, un criceto no. Guarda che pure un criceto diventa grandissimo!

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Congratulation Messages For Marriage

E chi non lo ordina...

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Another review ... I'm mounting the head.

are weeks that I plan to write my fierce criticism of your book and think a bit ', the only thing that kept me up until now and this noise and trivial activities' call work.

Well, if we wanted to make a report procter would start with the conclusion to tell you that your book and I 'like it. Then, instead of poison with the backround I'll tell you 'in detail what I think.

E 'surreal, sometimes hypnotic, very convincing (apparently written by a really normal person when we all know that you're not at all). And I 'liked especially the ill-concealed vein ateaista and anticlerical, and I 'liked the style. And then it 's funny.

Oh, after harping on this beautiful, let's see "areas for improvement." There are some areas where we can see that you made a trip. Type the recipe of the cake and other goodies'. In some places the story twists on itself and come into play so many elements of your experience that makes speech nearly incomprehensible to the uninitiated. The piece that I 'liked less and' on the beautiful planet. It seemed written by Travaglio (no offense to you ...).

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Cancer Colon More Condition_symptoms

Fanciulla di sani principi...

Coyote swallows large toad while - What was that boy you like?
Faina - Like Riccavdo
Coyote - Ah! Riccardo. And what 'Richard?
Faina - That (pointing to the same child rowdy Peter)
Coyote - looks like Peter!
Faina - Yes'. E 'crazy like Peter Coyote
- Ahhh. And you like 'cause it looks like Peter?
Faina - No
Coyote - Why 'and' crazy?
Faina - No
Coyote - E 'cause then
Faina - Why' has blue eyes and screams "mammaaaaaa" when his mother arrives.

course ... right ... a little girl deep, my!

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Performa By Maytag Washer Pav3360

il Furetto e la Scolastica


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Originally uploaded by wile e-coyote

Vado a scuola mamma. Ciuccio nello zaino, pantalone mimetico (che questa e' 'na guera), colpo kung-fu panda pronto. Letizia, sta in campana!